New River Shenanigans by Robbie V.

May the can always be with you in your heart. 

Dream Theater~!!!!

My face is on fire!!!

Zappa tells CNN to kiss his ass.

Zappa on drugs. Classic zinger ending.

Shut up and watch these guys play guitar

Steve Vai fixes his hair again. The one that rules them all.

Try doing that to a muffin.

Good times in Bishop with Chris and Daila. Remember how Sharmdawg was like, "Bro, will you spot my girl while I go run a lap on the Mandizzle?" You were so nervous around Daila, you just kept saying, "Me llamo es Kirkules." LOL!!!

Worst Seagal Fight Ever

Worst Movie Death Scene

2nd Worst Movie Death Scene. Is that a young Nic Cage?

This is definitely Nic Cage. LOSING HIS SHIT!

What is best in life? I always thought falcon on wrist was pretty good but I guess lamentation of women is also good. 

You have pleased Crom. 

Cowboys and JCVD: Crafted to perfection.

Princes of the Universe. This video will change your life. 

One of the greatest challenges for athletes recovering from injuries is staying fit throughout the recovery process. Science has shown that watching Body Rock TV for just 10 minutes a day can result in elevated heart rate. Some studies have even suggested that repeated viewings can actually 'make you swole.'

Click the play button on "A Whole New World" and try to listen to the entire song while staring into the eyes of John Paul Averette. Many have tried, none have succeeded, but legend has it that the penitent will achieve true enlightenment. 

Pep talk at 2:02 if you can hold out that long.

Moneeka is Hungry Like a Wolf

Did Centaurs really exist? Scientists think so.

In ancient times, warriors took a flock of sheep or goats for every battle; they used animals for eating and having sex. There is written evidence saying that Italian soldiers deserted during the siege of Lyons by catholics in 1562 because they had little sheep for sex contacts. Allowing sex contacts between soldiers and animals was believed the lesser evil than sex with prostitutes. Respectable scholars - Paracelsus, Cardano and famous accoucher of the 16th century Fortunio Liceti - several times registered birth of hybrids, animal kids born by humans and human kids born by animals. Their notes mention horses, elephants, dogs and even lions.

Read the whole article here.

The Crooked River Rowing Team is named for the angle of their dongs.

Dethklok: Ejaculate Fire

Dio: Holy Diver

Bikini girls washing a road bike

dirt nest chien

golden glow chien

snow prancer chien

25 ways to use Sriracha

Only 25? Click here to read more.

The largest burrito weighed 5,799.44 kg (12,785.576 lbs) and was achieved by CANIRAC La Paz, in La Paz, Baja California Sur, Mexico, on 3 November 2010.
The burrito was made from one single flour tortilla which weighed over 2 tonnes and measured 2.4 km. The filling was fish with onion, chile and refried beans - typical to the region of Baja California Sur. 54 restaurants took part and in total there were around 3000 volunteers. The machine used to roll out the tortilla was specially designed and adapated by Blas Avila, it took 9 and a half hours to cover the full 2.4 km.

Michelle Jenekke warm up dance. Click here to make her move around

Huber Brothers in leather pants

Huber Brothers are impervious to pain and cold

dark lord Huber Brothers

Thomas Huber and his metal band Plastic Surgery Disaster. In an interview which can be read here, Thomas said the coolest thing that anyone has ever been said in the history of the world:

Finally, Thomas Huber is even share another commonality of climbing and rock and roll. "Both, I'm usually shirtless. In sports, it is nothing special, I've always done it. And if the band occurs, it is often so hot that I T-Shirt tear away from me."

 

Plastic Surgery Disaster

You can't kill the metal

Girls on roller skates

I'm extreme. A typical day for me might include: getting jacked on coffee, listening to metal, drinking half a bottle of Sriracha, and hanging one-armed from the lip of Chain Reaction. Sometimes I go too big and get busted. It's just how I live my life.

My friends made this blog of stuff I like. If you don't like the same stuff, you're probably a sissy.